Hemming and hawing about the avifauna of coastal Maine since 2008...
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Taking Applications: Personal Assistant Needed
I am working on the Dual Survival Post, I'd rather do one decent write up rather than six crappy ones. Please read below if you are looking for some employment opportunities during this recession.
My first assistant just couldn't carry the work load...
Wanted: An able individual who can assist a busy man. Must be able to be awake by 4 a.m. and deal with a variety of challenges including handling dead fish, sea sickness, long hours, and me. Said individual needs to be able to maintain an outdoors blog and mow a reasonably sized lawn. Applicant can not be too attractive if female; for that may make things more problematic. Send application to:
Downeast Duck Hunter Enterprises
22 Seaduck Shore
Eiderville, Maine 001243